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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Latest job offer:

I WILL PAY YOU $500 PER WEEK

Asian businessman does not have time for hassles of a housewife but desires the intimacy of a lover. Duties: You will perform all the duties around the directors modern city apartment which a housewife is expected to (including in the bedroom).

Duties include:
* Cleaning the house;
* Laundry duties including washing, drying, ironing and folding clothes;
* Massage;
* Meditation support.

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